Lauren

It's American; the Pilgrims brought it over-Becca
Now you're drinking alcoholic-flavored water-Lauren
How does the rapeman prostitute?-Becca
We ain't goin to Russialand; they have backwards R's, it's like a warning or something.-Becca
Your brain is still at the station-Becca
This is about toddlers and tiaras, not old women and their broken dreams-Becca
It's been flying around this man, so it's already infused with magic-Becca
Oh Superdevil! Oh fucking Jesus Christ!-Becca
If they moved, they'd be smarter-Becca
But Myron, you can't dance in briefs; there's no ball room!-Mikey
Did they find a fetus in his backyard?-Becca
If there's whores lined up on the corner, tell me: I need a landmark.-Aaron
If this cheesecake was on the Food Network challenge, it would win.-Lauren
Slaves need breaks too-Aaron

David took a picture of Lauren's Busch-Becca
...According to Becca...-Aaron

Adam, move your stinkin peas!-Lauren
Here, you wanna ask something? blow this...-Robbie
It's got handles, what more could you ask for?-Aaron
I wanna invest in a keg!-Aaron
I know you never thought you'd hear me say this but my skirt is on backwards.-David
I'm putting second base in my mouth right now.-Adam
Paying the rent does not prevent rape-Becca
Mancation!-DR, the keg guy
My mother would have called me crying, bitching, sneezing, dying...-Lauren
What are you looking at? I'm looking at my sack!-Al
Oh! He been usin that Crest!-Aaron
Speaking of purple, who's takin me to Checkers?-Aaron
All I heard was doo doo and Jesus-Aaron
It was said that a black man would president when pigs fly. Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency, swine flew!-Mike M.
As long as everyone gets a cookie, snack time is never over.-Fig
The mattress was once upon a time white-Becca
There might as well have been a velociraptor in there.-Lauren

ginnie springs was freaking awsome, and im just getting over the hangover lol.

Ok so i read this and thought that for the most part this is generally true...?

What woman want
Appreciate, Respect, Loved, Cared for, Sex, Wine-n-Dined(once in awhile), communication, and Trust.
A women needs to know she is appreicated so complaint her, or tell her thank you when she does something for you. Explain: goes out of her way to look nice, does something that she normally doesn't do for you. Make it noticed.
Respect-we are people too just like you. We do not like to be called dirty names and we do not like to be used.
We love to me romanced once in awhile it keeps the passionate in the relationship alive. We like to know you love us, and care for us. Not just buy getting us thing or doing things for us. Don't just assume we know you loves us and care for us. show us, tell us.
We like evening outs once in awhile.so takes us to a nice dinner, and eventful evening once ina while. Communicate, us as females love to talk. So, having a guy who can carry a conversation with us is wonderful. and Trust, we do not like to be lied too, cheated on, or not have faith in you. Trust is be for a women. If we don't trust you the relationship will never last.

Complainments us shows to noticed our efforts to look beautiful for you
We need space and time with our girlfriends just like you need space and time with the guys
We can't do everything ourselves as much as we like to think we can. so lead a helping hand when necessary.
Now, every women is different but I think this is general for most women. Hope this helps.

Post St Patty's day...My head hurts, and my bed is calling...again

Ok, so I'm sitting here once again at jacksonville airport. Off again to Atlanta the city I despise. of course its just my luck that my plane is delayed, and that the temperature decided to drop. FYI its a bad idea to wear heels to the airport.

Rules:
1) Get out your cell phone
2) to to your inbox
3) Close your eyes, and scroll up through the messages (keeping the button pressed). Stop after you've counted to five.
4) Do this for each question

What would you say if your boyfriend cheated on you?
"why?"

What do you always say to your best friend?
"I have listened to it,its on my ipod, and I love them"

What is the first thing you say when a friend gets run over by a bus?
"Ha ha ha. She is crazy"

What do you say to your parents before you go to bed?
"Did you get any"

What would you shout out?
"Some bitch just asked me if Madagascar was a real place"

What would you say to the queen if you met her?
"Why can I see her breasts?"

What would you say to someone who was dying?
"You are so cute"

the Panic! at the disco concert was F-ING AWSOME!!!!

I'm totally in a band lol. we're called "The Daytrippers" there's two guitarist (technically 1 but all my other instruments are out of commission right now) a spirit flute player, and cole (who can't play any instruments). We REALLY have plans to have a cd. We even wrote one song...

for all you history aficionados out there, I bet you didn't know that all kinds of exciting things happened on this day.
The Walt Disney Company was founded which means my roommates are going to hate me today.
Marie Antoinette was guillotined
and a lot of things that had to do with WWII but that's depressing.



P.S. Arachibutyrophobia - the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth...really!?! I didn't believe it and had to look it up. Someone out there is really afraid of peanut butter sticking to the roof of their mouth, AND there were enough people with this fear to give it an official name?? How exactly does one prevent this from happening??

P.P.S. Nov. 5th is coming up soon

I bet that BLEW. YOUR. F-ING. MIND!!!!!
or maybe not...I bet your all like were the hell did that bear come from?!?!

On a small side note i discovered, that we are apparently running a free hotel. With the amount of people who have been eating, sleeping, drinking, chilling...I'm totally not complaining, i'm just all like "WOW, i would make an ass tone of money if I started charging for this!" It's awesome, like a spa but without the massages, soothing music, facials, calmness...etc...I guess it's not like a spa...but it is KICK-ASS!!

P.S. I discovered im neurotic...and that there are plenty of people more or less as crazy as I am.(scary isn't it!) iamneurotic.com

For some strange reason i seem to have forgotten how much i dislike moving. Especially moving shit that isn't mine. Somehow i volunteered to help a friend move in that god awful time called morning. it wasn't really morning, but i woke up before 11:30 if that counts. well said friend fig moved from the beach to...the beach just a bigger house and closer to the beach. I couldn't live there, i would be all fuck everything its beach time all the time.
I got this bright ass idea in my head, that I wanted to get back into cakes...Well it was a good idea until i descided to do a freaking mosaic on a cake. Fondant sounded like such a great idea,so easy just roll it out and cut with a pizza cutter, And I mean everyone likes marshmellows. Well hours later and all i have are the red tiles drying, I have a whole rainbow left! That doesn't even include making the cake!
Today was the day myron decided to get his new vap. which ended in him getting a new vap. and me getting some apple papers and a scale(pink). the vap. is pretty sweet if i may say so, couldn't even make fried rice, or rather I couldn't get up to make it(nemo is still lost cuz i can't get up to find him).

P.s. uber excited about our trip this weekend, and finally watching across the universe!
p.p.s. cats in heat are retarded, and scare the shit out of me when they decide to sleep in the bathroom.

p.p.p.s. nemo is screwed! I wish the cat was too... screwed that is not lost.

so i guess its update time, its been awhile...well anyways this is the shortened version. Considering moving, considering not moving. Going home by home i mean atlanta, g-ma is coming up, i work at Ted's now...um considering getting another tattoo, but i think i might wait a bit longer. Kinda tired too much shit going on most of the time... the end off our weekly dick around in 5 points day! (I'll have to upload that amazingness!

That's what you get when you let your heart win...

"I can't escape it cuz i kno I can't be gay." - Austin

"We're gonna go around and get people on lightening." - Myron

"Thunder is just the scary noise you carry around." - Myron

"Just dip it in the butter and go ARRM Scarlett O'Hara style." - Becca

"Toast with crack on it. Crack makes everything better." - Myron

"No! Sandwich strin." - Myron

"Wife abuse again." - Becca
"Yeah! All the way to the moon." - Austin

"Lauren I thinkI know what this is!...CRACK!" - Austin

"Eat your crack." - Becca

"I don't know what that means but oh..." - Austin

"I know what he has, and it's not this." - Austin

"I liked that movie, I wanted to be a spartan warrior after that!" - Beth

"WOW is gonna fix ths!" - Myron
"No! I'm gonna fix WOW!" - Becca

"Are you messing with me?" - Austin

"Your going straight to the moon" - Austin

"I played cooking mama all the fucking time!" - Austin

"the blue lighter...Where did it go?.. Whose is that?" - Austin

"Their standing where their standing." - Austin

"I don't know, I've never been to rehab." - Austin

"That Florida was hot." - Becca

"Myron that's going to be dangrous!" - Austin

"They're both pretty bad ass. Dante just has a nice coat." - Becca

"OH DAMN! That went inside there...OH HELL NO!" - Al (Ricer)

"That just smoked so much fucking crack!" - Austin

"It's like something your mom would do." - Becca (about gyno visits)

"Delta Gamma had their annual meeting." - Beth
"The meeting of whores." - lauren

"I figur 2 hours with Julia roberts would make a man out of anybody." - Becca

"Imagine this, 200 degrees up." - Lauren

"I stole this from myself." - Austin

"Austin is such a pothead...He totally forgot what we were fighting about." - Becca

"Fucking Nazis." - Austin

"Hey man, whatcha doin' over here? your all orange and shit. Im gonna go over here casue I forgot where I am." - Austin

"Oh wait, I don't get to listen to Mr. Tamborine man right now..." - Austin

"I don't know, they're all on the outside." -Austin

"That fucking man needs to come down..." - Austin

"I know a quiver." - Austin

"Fucking ovaries...Why did they put that?" - Austin

"Bleeding gums and bad things..." -Austin

"It requires to much energy going in that direction." - Beth

"Do you know what the definition of the word excessive?" - Austin

"that sounds like so much crack." - Becca

"Oooh, that doesn't sound fun to suck on..." - Austin

"It's a milkshake on a plate, without the milk and without the shake." - becca, austin, beth

"California Mountain Turtle brains." - Lauren
"Yeah that sounds good, we'll go with that." - Austin

"If I didn't have those random nights I can't go to sleep, then I would give you some! But I have those random nights I can't go to sleep." - Beth

"My blood hurts do I win?" -Austin

"NAO! you got oranges?!?!" - Aaron

"This is black womans breast milk!" - Aaron (grape juice)

"It's been 5 minutes since it was 7:51 p.m." - Aaron (it was still 7:51)

"Gimme some of that breastmilk, my mouth is dry." - Aaron

"I want mine to be icy too!" -Aaron

"Niggas gone need some help!!" - Myron (song)

"Ooh! it's icy!" - Aaron

"You just dropped a whole bunch of kisses on your balls!" - Lauren

"YOUR VAGINA'S ASLEEP!" - Lauren

"Her body works for her dress, but her face doesn't." - Beth
"Maybe her face will after makeup & plastic surgery." - Lauren

"I was about to say you have no idea, but you do." - lauren

"Man she's gonna be so pissed when she walks thru the door, cause she's gonna have a knife in her." - Lauren

"He's OCD retarded." - Becca

"Did you miss me while you were off whoring with the boys." - Becca

"A beam of river pee..." - Myron

"No, woman, NO!!" - Myron

"You say tomato, I say heroin..." - Becca

"This is such a deja-vu on crack!" - Lauren

"Your doing the stupid..." - Lauren

"I'd like to write that down, but there's weed all over this paper." - Becca

"We're not playing this game...you ARE going to load!" - Lauren

"She has a magic fucking umbrella that holds her, Jay-Z and the world!" - Becca

"Are you familiar with Micheal Jackson?" - Becca

"This is live! really live!!" - Becca

"Micheal, you and I are going to fight!" -Lauren

"I need to start remembering the people I hate." - Lauren

"God, I am spitful..." - Lauren

"I am in my own universe; it has stars and everything!" - Beth

"We were supposed to buy a new box spring today not LSD." - Lauren

"Mount Semi-Shit-or-Rather..." - Lauren

"I wanna do this so I can actually do this." - Lauren

"Chris who?" - Becca

"I can sing it! Ah man that means my voice back! I need you to punch me in the throat!" -Lauren to Myron

::Holding the sword: "Where is it?!?!" - Aaron
"Where's what" - Lauren
"The problem!" - Aaron

"This makes so much smoke, it makes me happy!" - Austin

"If I didn't want him to stick it in I woulda kept my mouth shut." - Aaron

"It's like the glitter berries!" - Kelly

"He's not a sandy vagina anymore." - Becca

"You suck so much butt!" - Austin

"It's like an ice pick, but mean." -Austin

"I'm the one with the (p) on my head!" - Becca

"I will not accuse but I like the word." - Austin

"I was zoning out the all of a sudden flying fucking woman!" - Austin

"I know a Sweat Tea" - Will

"I got a fucking toolbox over here." - Will

"It's dropping like Satan's respawn" - Myron

"Drunk 7 year olds." - Will

"That's happened before and I didn't get raped." - Becca

"There is an ice cube in your pocket." - Becca

"Operation send in the darkie." - Becca

"Super duper computer man" - Myron

"I sometimes doubt God doesn't exist." - Austin

"unless we both die we're ok" - Austin

"Damn cookie monster your evil!" - Beth

"Cookie monster likes his weed" - Austin

"It's 2:02"- Beth
"Not in Wicked" - Becca

"I feel like we should all be in a slumber party" - Lauren

"3 rapid-fire drinks." - becca

"Are you gonna play with me or are you just going to watch." - Austin

"Im not going to the dragshow it's gay." - Becca

"You have a big deck" - Lauren

"Super,Awsome, great, happy job." - Austin

"Rape is hilarious." - Beth

"What is the past tense of collected?" - Shelby

"In loving memory of some bitch that died." - Becca

"Bitches who work in offices and shit, who complain and they want salad." - Becca

"I decided to be a bit sillier than usual." - Austin

"What is a slurpee?" - Austin

"What was the name of that resturant? Johnny Rocket Fingers?...Oh fudd ruckers!" - Austin

"We're Addicts." - Becca
"No, addicts go to meetings." - Beth

"My anti-drug is apathy." - Becca

"Purple is not a color." - Lauren

"If you do that, then we are going back to purple and I am calling OH NO!!- Becca

"If you have a blue draw two then you will do stupid!!"- Austin

"Just No! UH Uh..UH UH..." (repeat) - becca

"You keep looking in that mirror and going Whoa!!" - Austin

"Obviously you are taking a space trip." - Myron

"Obviously I don't have that much money so he must be making a reference" - Becca (to wife beating)

"Man$4$@!$man$@!man!!"- Austin

"What kind of words are those?" - Myron

"Oh No, I say the left side is silly. We stay away from the left sde"- Austin

"She's got all of your stupid now!"- Austin

"You can't count to 1" - Myron

"Man I like that rape music" - Austin

"Paying fucking leapfrog with a semi truck" - Austin

"Becca's dad is driving mother fucking chocolate." - Myron

"God better forbid it!"- Austin
"Say something GOD!"- Austin

"I have to reset the speedometer in my head" - Austin

"I told you yesturday and told you." - Austin

"Wrong people on wrong words" - Myron

"Can we PLEASE! watch the rest of that spongebob episode!" - Becca

"Your rape is legendary."- Lauren

"There's always a way to fit something in there." - Becca

"There would be graves, Negro & his Ricer" - Myron

"You are not allowed to have anymore coke or weed" - Becca

"Yeah my kids would have magical powers." - Becca

"yeah, becca's fast." - Myron

"It's because she's clear." - Aaron

"Isn't she alittle bit young to be listening to Chris Brown?" - Aaron

"Snootie Nigglets Live" - Aaron (SNL)

"You are such a nigga!" - Aaron

"What's so great about it" - Becca
"It sounds foreign" - lauren

"God! Shithead!" - lauren

"Lauren and her violent tendencies..." - Becca

"It's doo doo baby!" - Myron

"Are you ok? Do you want to try that again?" - Becca

"I don't hate chris; I don't despise chris; I just think he's the anti-christ." - Lauren

"Shoot with the real gun with the real bullets." - Myron

"Oh Shit! I'm not supposed to say that out loud!" becca

"Fucking jihad!" becca

"Becca, I need a way to concoct the rack." lauren

"ummm...I need some crack." lauren

"How did you make tutu sound masculine?" becca

"Oh, you mudder-fudder..." austin

"Stay!" - Austin (to the cat)

"Stupid white cloud of stupid." myron

"It smells like crack." lauren
"how do you know what crack smells like?" becca

"Freaking punk!" dawn

"you were beyonce?" austin

"I saw this porno once..." Jon

"Why are you hugging the guitar?" lauren
"Lesbian seagulls..." becca

"Insulation! Insulation! Fuck!" becca

"I just wanna make you smile." myron
"I'm going to kill you!" lauren

"Dilating means big right?" becca

"Stars could be fat back in the day, but now they have to be like negative 10 pounds." austin

"He did't need to fly at the camera like that!" Austin
"He could have walked." becca

"So many babies!" austin

"Fucking kitten stompers!" becca

"Pooh in the garbage disposal." myron

"He has scrotums on his chest." austin

"Is Heartsong bear a penguin? No, I guess he's a bear..." lauren

"Next time on dragoball carebears..." austin

"Carebears the movie 2...with the same people" lauren

"I know where we are; I know these numbers!" austin

"A hearing aid sends the boy to mars?" lauren

"It gets people's attention AND you get treats!" lauren (about violence)

"You didn't write it right!" lauren

"I didn't care about his imaginary ass..." myron

"Because of sexually abused children, people were finally able to see snuffleupagus!" lauren

" Fuck you, Power Rangers!" myron/Austin

"She turns into a whole pit of rape sauce right there..." austin

"That lady, she's still a tragedy..." austin

"Why is Ricer attacking Austin?" lauren
"That mother fucker can fly!" austin

"The mouse had powerthirst!" lauren
"The mouse broke powerthirst!" Austin

"Where's Powerthirst? I need crystal meth in a can!" Austin

"I keep looking at that clock and I keep going WHOA..." austin

"fucking methadone for everyone!" becca

"Could you imagine a BBQ pit full of rape sauce?" myron

"Shelby would buy an evil carpet!" becca

"At any rate,you'll have something delicious in your mouth." becca

"We ain't landin' in Cali...we goin' to Argentina! WHOO!" austin

"I really wish that half of your face wasn't ugly..." becca

"Both of my stuffed animals are named after Snuffleupagus!" lauren
"were you sexually abused as a child?" beth

"How late can you stay out tonight, cuz it's a school night?" lauren

"This Chinese food better have crack in it." becca

"I don't even want this any more...that's a lie..." becca

"Oh God, it's back!" beth

"Shelby would by an evil carpet AND the wrong fucking whipped cream!" lauren

"Shit-Fucking Shithead!" lauren

"It looks like a fish on crack!" becca

"The cat is in cave in Beth's pussy!" becca

"That chicken's ass is gonna get tore up when we get outta here." lauren

"Yeah! fucking yeah! Whoooo!" austin

"It rips the time space continum a new one!" austin

"I had a lot money one time...and then I didn't." austin

"You need to test it with the whole song." lauren

"No the toilet paper is not for eating." lauren

"Fuck you, Barbara Streisand!" lauren

"I want to watch it from beginning to start." becca

"I want to know what the other use is." lauren

"Do you want to know how amazing it is to see little woman catch on fire!" lauren

"Whoa! that's a dam!" austin

"That's a big man with a small instrument." austin

"No,no,no!...use the bad stuff." becca

"Rabbit your retarded." Austin

"His parents are still dead, but now he has friends." austin

"Do you know what a unew is? No you don't cause we made it up last night." lauren

to be continued...

got a new tattoo, actually two.
they are on my wrists and say "Temet" on my left wrist and "Nosce" on my right.

guess who got their tongue pierced!! me!!

check out our new kitty's myspace!!!

myspace.com/playfulbagheera

Guess who has a kitten?!?! ME!!
long story short, found a stray very tame kitten, all the roomates agreed to keep him and so now we have a kitten.

his name is Bagheera (ie the panther in "the jungle book")
hes entirely black and has really pretty amber/green eyes.

And yes it did take entirely too long for us to come up with a damn name...

*ME* We are not naming the cat GAMBIT/SLASH/DARKNESS/NEKO/NEKO-CHAN/OZZIE/BITCHES....
*BECCA & MYRON* WELL THEN YOU THINK OF A NAME!!
*ME* I DID!! I named 300 you didn't like any of them!!

Also score getting a free atomatic litter box...